A Fu*king Summon from PDRM!!

i didnt notice that that was a road block in front..

Fu*k......

Firstly, they stopped me,
see from the front there is nothing special...
than he showed me the hand-sign to ask me to go on..

After i saw the hand-sign.. i accelerated lor....
not for 1 millisecond....
another celaka quickly showed the another hand-sign
which asked me to stop my vehicle..

During that moment,
i was curious and i was still in sleepy and "gong gong" mood
they asked me to park a side..
than, no chance to run away(i dont dare also la>.<)
than i followed the instruction lor...
than i scrolled down my window, and here is the conversation~

Mata : Selamat Petang, Tuan!! (call me Tuan pula =.=)
lilo : Selamat Petang~ apakah kesalahan i buat ya?
tali ada, telepon tak pakai pun....
Mata : oh... bukan u yang buat salah...
tapi kereta bang ada sikit tak betul ya...
lilo : kereta i tak betul?? apa macam ya?
(as he was looking on my rear window, i understood what he mean actually，
but i still pretend that dont know anything)

Mata : Tinted kereta bang tak sesuai la....
sebab i tak dapat tengok dalam kereta bang dari position sini ya
(he was standing beside my rear window and looking into my car)
kita kena buka saman lor...

lilo : tinted ya? sangat gelap ke?? i tak perasa pun ya:rf:
Mata : Oh... bukannya gelap.... TAPI SHINY LOR!!!
tak percaya ya? bang u keluar dan diri di position i sini tengok..

lilo : (&#$!^%$#!& those dirty words nearly came out from my mouth)
so.. macam mana ya ? bagi chance satu kali boleh ya, esok i pi koyak semua
, den tukar tak shiny mia...

Mata : kita memang nak bagi chance, tapi ya, kita sekarang tengah jalan operasi..
tak boleh ya bang.. kena buka saman lor...
RM200 kalau bayar dalam tempoh yang ditetapkan,,
Jika tak dah, RM300 lor...

lilo : wah. den bagi chance la..... sudah akhir bulan, tak dak $$ liao...

Mata : oh, tak pak, i buka tempoh panjang sikit... sampai bulan MAY
ok ya bang??? i janji......

lilo : .........................................(%#$@#@^%), haiz... u buka la....

Therefore, fortunately no corruption on him,
but unfortunately i got my ticket ...
WTF....
Few weeks ago when i passed by a JPJ's road block, they let me go..
this time... i was stopped by PDRM
hollyshit!!!

currently, i got another summon which not yet paid since NOV 08..
2 tickets need to pay now... bird lor...
no $$$ already and how can i survive ya??????

hopefully can do appeal on it.....
god bless me.......

茶弟弟的心跳~

心跳 Heartbeat
詞:王力宏 易家揚
曲:王力宏

＊想跟我吵架 我沒那麼無聊
不懂得道歉 我沒那麼聰明
好想要回到我們的原點

你又在哭泣 我給不了安慰
我又在搖頭 有那麼點後悔
愛情的發展已難以回頭
卻無法往前走

但身不由己出現在胸口
兩顆心能塞幾個問號
愛讓我們流多少眼淚

你的眼神 充滿美麗 帶走我的心跳
你的溫柔 如此靠近 帶走我的心跳
逆轉時光 到一開始 能不能給一秒
等著哪一天你也想起
那懸在記憶中的美好

REPEAT＊

你的眼神 充滿美麗 帶走我的心跳
你的溫柔 如此靠近 帶走我的心跳
逆轉時光 到一開始 能不能給一秒
等著哪一天你也想起
那懸在記憶中 的美好

失败~

茶弟弟很失败下。。。
不敢面对，选择逃避~

何时才会停下？才会恢复以前的欢笑~
或许，永远改变不鸟~？

死亡的倒数~

谢谢上天可以让茶弟弟活在世上超过半个世纪~

谢谢~

因为
阿茶将于公元2067年11月01日去世！